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HOUSTON BOWERY

by ALEXCALIBUR

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1.
I WANT A THIRD TIT MY TONGUE TO REACH IT THAT CAN BE DERANGED I WANT A NOSE JOB LOOK LIKE MY HUSKY DOG THAT CAN BE DERANGED I WANT MY TOILET TO READ MY PALM AND SHIT THAT CAN BE DERANGED I WANT A BOXING RING AS MY ENGAGEMENT RING THAT CAN BE DERANGED MAKE DERANGEMENTS FOR THE SELF YOU SEEK FANTASY EXPERIMENTAL SURGERY BODY MODIFICATION NOW YOU’RE SO UNIQUE DON’T HAVE TO LOOK DEEP TO SEE THERE’S NO ONE LIKE ME KISSES THIRTY-SIX ONE KISS FOR EVERY STITCH I GIVE YOU KISSES THIRTY-SIX MY LIPS TOUCH YOUR EVERY STITCH
2.
MAMA BEAR 04:55
OH MAMA BEAR OH MAMA BEAR SO NICE TO SEE YOU AND OUR CUBS FROM ABOVE I’M IN THE SKY BLUE AS THE WATER WHERE WE SWAM SKY BLUE AS THE WATER WHERE I DROWNED BLUE AS YOUR EYES WHEN I FELL AWAY BLUE AS YOUR EYES TODAY OH MAMA BEAR OH MAMA BEAR SO NICE TO SEE YOU AND OUR CUBS FROM ABOVE I’M IN THE SKY HE’S ONLY VISITING HE’S ONLY VISITING ME HE’S ONLY VISITING YESTERDAY MOM WHERE'S DAD? I'M SO SAD MOM WHERE'S DAD? WE'RE SO SAD
3.
FALL'S FAULT 04:45
IT’S THE FALL’S FAULT I’VE GOT NO WHEREWITHAL IT’S THE FAULT OF FALL I SNUCK OUT OF THE BALL THE MIST WON’T LET ME MISS IT THE BREEZE INSISTS MY PRIVATES KISS IT THE LEAVES WON’T LET ME LEAVE MYSELF INSIDE IT’S THE FALL’S FAULT I FORGO GOODBYE IT’S THE FAULT OF FALL YELLOW ROADSIDE I CRY THE MIST WON’T LET ME MISS IT THE BREEZE INSISTS MY PRIVATES KISS IT THE LEAVES WON’T LET ME LEAVE MYSELF INSIDE THERE’S MORE THAN ENOUGH IN MY PAST FOR JAIL BUT DO I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES IN MY HEAD FOR FREEDOM? IF I PAWN OFF EVERYTHING I MIGHT MAKE MY BAIL BUT DO I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES IN MY HEAD FOR FREEDOM?
4.
SUICIDE 02:44
NO MORE SLAVERY TO MY EVER TWITCHING LIPS NO MORE NIGHTLY HIGH HEELING FOR A NEW STICK TO LICK NO MORE BOUTS OF BULIMIA I NEVER VOMIT KICK NO MORE WINNING LOTTO NUMBERS I JUST CAN’T PICK SUE EHH PSY EEE IDE SUICIDE SAVE MY LIFE SUE EHH PSY EEE IDE SUICIDE SOOTHE MY MIND NO MORE FEAR I COULD NEVER BE A DECENT MOM NO MORE PAIN I COULD NEVER MAKE A FAITHFUL WIFE NO MORE GUILT I COULD NEVER BUILD A LOVING HOME NO MORE GUILT I COULD NEVER GO ONE NIGHT ALONE SUE EHH PSY EEE IDE SUICIDE SAVE MY LIFE SUE EHH PSY EEE IDE SUICIDE SOOTHE MY MIND SEE MY MAMA’S HAIR FRESHLY DYED RED SHE COMMEMORATES MY SUICIDE STROKE MY SWEETHEART’S HAIR NEWLY DYED RED HE CELEBRATES MY SUICIDE
5.
TORNADO 03:20
SPIRAL SPIN ME UP TO THE SKY TWISTER GOODBYE HELLO HELLO GOODBYE EYE OF THE STORM CAPTIVITY EYE OF THE STORM I FLY FREE REBORN TORNADO MY FRIEND LIFT ME UP SET ME CLEAN AGAIN TORNADO MY FRIEND SLOW DEATH ATTACK FAST LIFE DEFEND
6.
SPEED FREAK 05:02
selling yourself for a stash of pills so you could just get away tonight it's not the best way to live but it's alright true love that lasts and lasts think i spotted you once or twice as i sped past i'm a speed freak on the move in a world so crude i'm a speed freak can't keep cool in a world so cruel star week long play no sleep play takes place all country accomodate me no peace chorus greek no comedy run fly ride day night non stop buzz by trees blur city blocks look in stores to see if you're in stock see doors close slam shut lock i'm a speed freak on the move in a world so crude i'm a speed freak can't keep cool in a world so cruel
7.
I'M MOTHER I'M NATURE RAPED FOR ONE SHORT BREATH DEPRAVED PLEASURE WAR NEEDS KIDS REVERSE ROE VERSUS WADE BOMB TERRORISTS USE EXTRA BRATS MADE KNOCKED UP CHICK BAD BELLY LUCK MOM POP IT OUT SELL ME YOUR KID UNCLE SAMMY NEED BOMB
8.
you're moving away with a girl who used to be friends with a girl i used to know into your new life into your new life i'm getting ready to let you go watch me on reality tv ultimate temper tantrum show i got PTSD watching myself on CCTV the most important women in my life star in dirty movies i got PTSD watching myself on CCTV the most important buildings in my life star in horror movies i got PTSD watching myself on CCTV love you great explorer come back alive I GOT MY MAOI PILL KNOW THE SSRI DRILL DRINK MY SSI CHECK GOT THIS SECTION EIGHT ROOF OVER MY DEPRESSED HEAD WHO FEELS GET UP AND GO? MAOI DON’T SSRI DON’T MAOI DON’T KNOW ON TV I SEE A MAN GREASING GIRLS ON THE BEACH OUT MY WINDOW IT’S HEAD TO TOE SNOW ON TV I SEE A MAN SAVE ENDANGERED SPECIES SUPPOSEDLY ON HIS WEEKLY SHOW WHEN I HOIST MY MOIST BODY OUT OF THE COUCH THE TOILET’S JUST AS FAR AS I GO DO ENERGETIC PEOPLE REALLY EXIST? OR ARE THEY LIKE THE DESERT AND RAINFOREST JUST A TV FIGMENT NO REAL LIFE PROOF IMAGES OF COSTUME SPACE SUITS WALKING THE MOON
9.
HATRED SELF-HATRED LOATHING SELF-LOATHING PHOBIA AUTOPHOBIA REDEMPTION GAGA OFFICE PARALYSIS AIN’T GONNA MAKE ME GAGA SITCOM SITTING SIPPING COME AIN’T GONNA MAKE ME STRONG MAKE ME GAGA MAKE ME STRONG MAKE ME GAGA STRONG LIFELONG ALL I WANT IS TO BE LIKE MY BEST FRIEND GAGA WHAT A SCARY FUTURE IF I DON'T GET MUCH CLOSER TO GAGA MEET ME FOR COFFEE AT ZUCCOTTI YOU BRING JOY I'LL BRING BISCOTTI WHEN IN RO MA RO MAMA WE DO PROTEST AS THE RO MA RO MAMA MONSTERS DO ANTI CIVIL LIBERTY EVENTS CALLING ON YOU TO USE YOUR OLD NAME AGAIN
10.
I CAN’T GET OFF IF THE COMPUTER’S NOT ON I NEED THE SCREEN TELL ME HOW TO HAVE FUN I CAN’T RECALL WHICH FUNCTION’S FOR FUN WHERE’S IT GONE? MY FUN FUNCTION WHERE’S IT GONE? MY FUNCTION FOR FUN THE WINDOWS TO MY SOUL SHOULDN’T ALWAYS BE LOOKING OUT INTO THIS COMPUTER SCREEN MY VEINY EXTREMITIES SHOULDN’T ALWAYS BE INCHES FROM LIQUID CRYSTAL LOCKED TO PLASTIC KEYS SCREEN SCREAM WHEN ALL YOUR MEMORY CENTER FEATURES A COMPUTER IN THE SEXUAL SCENES SCREEN SCREAM WHEN THE SEDUCTIVE BLINK HOLDS YOU SO DEVOTED IT’S THE ONLY LIGHT YOU SEE SCREEN SCREAM THE TRANSFORMATIVE THING GROWS YOU SO DENATURED YOU’RE A CYBORG IN YOUR DREAMS SCREEN SCREAM STRIPPED OF HUMANITY YOU SHOOT DEAD MOTHERBOARD DUST INSTEAD OF LIFE GIVING CREAM GIVE YOUR COMPUTER A REST FOR XMAS THIS XMAS BE GENEROUS GIVE YOUR COMPUTER A BREAK FOR NEW YEAR’S THIS NEW YEAR’S THE RESOLUTION TO MAKE
11.
AIR ERROR AIR ERROR YOU CALL THIS OXYGEN? YOU CALL THIS OXYGEN? THIS IS A CRISIS BOUND TO CHOKE THE EARTH AND HER CREATURES IF WE DON’T HEAR HER CRY GREEN ENERGY NOW ASLEEP WE’VE SUNK DEEP IN SUFFOCATING DESPERATION LET’S WAKE UP AND ACCEPT OUR VITAL GLOBAL MORAL MISSION POWER TO THE DAY THE WIND WINDS UP YOUR ELECTRIC CAR ELECTRIC GUITAR THERE’S CHANGE IN THE AIR THERE’S CLEAN AIR IN MY AIR FOR A CHANGE AND WHY DID WE WAIT 'TIL THIS ADVANCED AGE TO CARE FOR OUR CLEAN AIR AND HOW WE DID NOT DESERVE THIS FINE PLACE BEFORE WE PROVED WE CARE AND NOW THAT WE RESPECT THE NATURAL STATE I FEEL THIS WARM GLOW AROUND ME AND WHY DID WE WAIT 'TIL THIS ADVANCED AGE WE BREATHE NOW SO FREE
12.
COPS DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME ANYMORE THEY DON'T LOOK AT ME ANYMORE WHY WON'T THEY LOOK AT ME? CELEBRATE HALF A CENTURY ON THIS ROCK ROLL AROUND THE FLOOR DIVE BAR CHINATOWN CHINATOWN DIVE BAR KARAOKE COURTHOUSE COURTHOUSE KARAOKE CELEBRATE ROLL AROUND THE FLOOR WISH IT WAS YOURS CELEBRATE HALF A CENTURY ON THIS BLOCK FRUIT PUNCH ON THE ROCKS
13.
DON'T SMOKE 04:57
COME ON NEW YORK CITY TAKE ONE FRIDAY NIGHT'S SMOKE AND BOOZE MONEY BUY ALL THE PEOPLE LUNCH IN A HUNGRY COUNTRY YOU KNOW IT WOULD FEEL SO GOOD
14.
fall in here underground shelter i'll cook for you this nuclear winter i'll cook for you in our underground shelter come over if you need a place to live you'll die out there i get a little sad i can't be your summer sugar dad when it gets cold dead outside i've got a place we can hide i get a little sad missing you at this rooftop party pad no i can't take you on a helicopter flight all over a million flickering lights what a sight shimmering pretty city life lovers making happy memories swinging through skyscraper maze fun thing to do before it's all ablaze don't you get a little mad? the world waging war is no phased out fad damn right i get a little mad always at war is a state that is bad so when our gambling nation falls apart i've got just the place we can make a fresh start so let's stay together let's live together outlive bad weather survive dark hour feel earth power flower revive peace culture plant new roots in our underground shelter man split the atom after adam and eve to release energy create a new enemy now we say massive warheads keep the peace if i kill you you kill me just we wait til fallout from the fallacy when deadly rotten apple bomb falls to gravity poisoning its own life giving tree just be ready to come with me there's an underground place we can stay safe there's an underground way we can light dark day we tune into lotus station tunnel into position meditation we are zen meets eden den denizens true lovers real friends peace and unity our mission feeling no fear no suspicion we are zen meets eden den denizens true lovers real friends nurturing our garden subterranean underground light the way free no guilt no shame all nuclear winter long underground shelter love is strong underground light our way free in love today all nuclear winter long we hug and kiss new spring blossom song
15.
SEASIDE 05:40
SEE ME IN A SEASIDE TOWN FREE FROM MY FAMOUS FROWN SEE ME IN A SEASIDE TOWN HAPPY AGAIN RETURN THE POSSIBILITIES NOTHING’S BETTER THAN SEEING THINGS SEE ME IN A BIG CITY RIPPED FROM MY LETHARGY SEE ME IN A BIG CITY CHEATED AGAIN RETURN THE COSMOPOLITAN NOTHING’S BETTER THAN EVERYONE
16.
SHE’S SUCH HOT PROPERTY I’VE GOT LOCKS FOR THE LOCKS FOR HER LOCKS AS A KID I WAS OVER-ADULTERATED I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO A VULNERABLE LASS OR BASTARD RUB MY P*SSY THROUGH MY JEANS AS WE BABYSIT A FUTURE PORNO QUEEN

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released January 2, 2013

ANDEE BLACKSUGAR guitar tracks 1-14
CHAD SONENBERG guitar tracks 15, 16
PAUL ALVES bass track 1
JASON DIMATTEO bass tracks 15, 16
JOHN BOLLINGER drums tracks 1, 15, 16
MAX LOW keys tracks 15, 16
ANDEE BLACKSUGAR production track 14

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